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fauthsie Street fighter
Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Posts: 70
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:17 am Post subject: I'm going to win |
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That is all.... |
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Draig Militia
Joined: 22 Apr 2011 Posts: 41
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Sir Demonslayer,
This is the Nez City Council, Planning Application Department. Your application for forum expansion dated 2525.3.12 under the heading of 'Expanding the Banter-Place to accomodate fauthsie's massive ego' has been denied due to inproperly submitted bribes. Please resubmit your application with the appropriate funds, delivered by soiled Peasant to our offices, or, should you prefer, I can put you in touch with our assassinations department who can deal with your issue in a more direct manner.
Sincerely,
Sir Percival de Lac du Beauchamp de Fillillllilie... the Third _________________ Boss uv Da Ghostz
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Tarlen da Foeburna Moderator
Joined: 19 Apr 2011 Posts: 62 Location: The darkest corner of the Border Princes
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:20 am Post subject: |
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I'm taking bets, guys. Two Animosity GMs walk into this thing, one maaaaaybe walks out. We might have to have someone carry him. The house has three to one odds on mumble mumble, because he's obviously the best.
Any takers? |
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MyrmidianMan Street fighter
Joined: 23 Apr 2011 Posts: 65 Location: Simsbury, CT
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:19 am Post subject: |
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I'll take a thousand on Mumble! _________________ Now Andre, how am I related to these people?
-a phrase spoken at least once a day by Bertrand de Fries
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NewGuy Moderator
Joined: 19 Apr 2011 Posts: 102 Location: Norsca
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:57 am Post subject: |
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Alright, Fauthsie and Draig. The pit you are in has a single knife, placed in its exact center. No advantages are to be given to either party, other than this, and the only way one of you may emerge is by presenting the decapitated head of the other!
Now, fight for our amusement!
(This is how I always thought tenure should be decided at universities.)
By the way, the only way bets may be placed is through the house. We require large *ahem* processing fees to ensure a smooth transaction... _________________ They may take our lives, but they'll never stop the WAAAAGH!!!! |
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Draig Militia
Joined: 22 Apr 2011 Posts: 41
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:10 am Post subject: |
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That's not a fair fight. If his first post is any indication, fauthsie's ego fuelled head is so large that cutting it off would take days, if not weeks. Heck the campaign might be done by the time I finish! _________________ Boss uv Da Ghostz
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NewGuy Moderator
Joined: 19 Apr 2011 Posts: 102 Location: Norsca
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:12 am Post subject: |
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Well, then that's just an added bonus.
(Whoops, did I really say that out loud..?) _________________ They may take our lives, but they'll never stop the WAAAAGH!!!! |
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van Rensselaer Militia
Joined: 23 Apr 2011 Posts: 47 Location: Nez, Lyonesse
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:02 am Post subject: |
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No, no, he's right, before this battle comences, we are to either take fauthsie down a notch, or give Draig such unholy amounts of self-satifaction that, in all honesty his head could possibly swell to unheard of levels, almost half as big as fauthsie's even, one can never tell. _________________ A ship's a ship, but the Roedboeg is my ship. |
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Dunrik Ironhammer Moderator
Joined: 19 Apr 2011 Posts: 82 Location: Somewhere in the underground of Nez
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:06 am Post subject: |
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That, or remind Draig that with a so big head fauthsie will have a to high centre of gravity, that he will have big problems standing up right, and any sudden moves will make him fall. And not to forget, we're talking big head here, not a big neck
Cheers, Dunrik, adding a bit of logic to this world since before the dawn of time |
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fauthsie Street fighter
Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Posts: 70
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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I don't think I have a big head....
I speak the turth...
I already knocked of da Kaptain your next draig |
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NewGuy Moderator
Joined: 19 Apr 2011 Posts: 102 Location: Norsca
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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Nothing but the turth, brother.
Fauthsie knocked off El Kapitan? But El Kapitan was awesome!
DIE XENO-HERETIC!!!!!!!!! _________________ They may take our lives, but they'll never stop the WAAAAGH!!!! |
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Silic Militia
Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Posts: 34
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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van Rensselaer wrote: | No, no, he's right, before this battle comences, we are to either take fauthsie down a notch, or give Draig such unholy amounts of self-satifaction that, in all honesty his head could possibly swell to unheard of levels, almost half as big as fauthsie's even, one can never tell. |
Kind of like two bobbleheads staring menacingly at each other. Spooky |
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Dihenydd Militia
Joined: 26 Apr 2011 Posts: 38 Location: Coach is in the Dusty Drum Tavern
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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fauthsie wrote: | I don't think I have a big head....
I speak the turth...
I already knocked of da Kaptain your next draig |
I suspect you win Cityfights the same way you win Hockey pools however. |
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scrivener Grunt
Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Posts: 7
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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The animosity GMs just couldn't resist the opportunity to turn the tables and spam Demonslayer's campaign forum for a change? |
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Sir Guy de Trabuchet Street fighter
Joined: 20 Apr 2011 Posts: 51
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:15 am Post subject: |
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Fauthsie just thinks he knocked off El Kapitan! We have to throw him a bone once in awhile to keep him in check, kinda like Malal. So we let him have a little free thinking once in a blue moon, then we put him back in his mod cave where he does dirty things to his Barbies
As far as winning? Sir Guy despises any sort of competition, its such a human sort of pleasure and he derives no sense of that emotion. Now give him a chance to block a door to a burning orphanage full of peseant kids, now you are talking..... |
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